(Source: shitpostbot5k, via socialistexan)
I can’t finish this. My hands are shaking. Someone else do it
Thanks
Wait a minute
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“you’re giving him inspiration for being FANTASY RACIST?”
“Sure, you all take a moment and bask in the beautiful weather I just rolled for you.”— The DM
“Yeah, he died in a terrible marinara related accident.”— My GM explaining what happened in a reset timeline
“You disarm the baby, but at what cost?”—
“So you’re saying we can turn into magical girls if we drink Battery Acid?”—
